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Aug 072011
 

Starcraft Jim Raynor Shirt

At first glance, Raynor seems like a backwoods cowboy, one of those good old boys swapping lies about the days gone by. There’s a cocksureness, an overconfidence about him that makes you bridle initially. Yet over time you come to see him as a valuable ally and — dare I say it? — a friend. It all comes from belief. Jim Raynor believed in himself and believed in those around him. And from that strength came the strength that allowed him and those who followed him to survive everything else the universe threw at him. Jim Raynor may be one of gaming’s biggest badasses. He may have questionable taste in music, but unless you want to get beaten over the head with a jukebox, don’t bring it up. Jim Raynor only cares about two things – saving Kerrigan and getting revenge on Arcturus Mengsk, and if you’re not with him, you’re against him. Do you really want to be against the man responsible for some of the most notorious outlaw attacks of all time? The man who is now leading the charge against one of the biggest and most powerful empires in human history? No? That’s probably a smart idea. What better way to show Raynor you’re his friend than with this shirt? I promise it’s a good idea. You don’t want to make Raynor mad… This 100% cotton black shirt features a portrait of Jim Raynor standing above the StarCraft II logo.

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Aug 072011
 

Zombie Identification Chart

“In case of zombie apocalypse, the most important thing is to know what you’re working with. Identify your tools and figure out what type of undead you’re up against. You might be prepared to tear a zombie in half with a machine gun. Effective against a 28 Days Later zombie. Not so effective for a Romero zombie. Which conveniently brings us to the list: Crawler – These are often zombies torn in half by stupid people with machine guns who don’t get the “”destroy the brain”" concept, but these can also be zombies who had accessibility issues in life. They don’t move very fast, but if you forget to look down, you’ll regret it. Shambler – In all likelihood, this is the sort of zombie you’ll be up against. Remember: you move faster than they do. Aim for the head. And if you’re going to back yourself into an alley, make sure it’s well-stocked with ammo. Walker – Despite the sneak-attack powers of the crawler zombie, the Walkers are the sneakiest of the bunch. That’s because they look normal. Maybe slightly green. As if they have the stomach flu. And you’re all, “”Oh hey, Bob. How’re you doing? You wanna help me with the…. OH MY GOD!!! YOU’RE NOT BOB!!!”" We recommend offing all your friends named Bob now to avoid the problem in the future. Runner – Nitpickers will point out that these are often not actual zombies but infected humans. Others will point out that the nitpickers probably aren’t currently being chased by said zombies and so should shut their traps. Thriller – The dangerous thing about Thriller zombies is their coordination. Sure, any other type of zombies will eventually gravitate to form a mob, but Thriller zombies will eat your brains as a matching synchronized horde. Zombie Identification Chart in black and red (you’ve got red on you) on an ice grey 100% cotton t-shirt.”

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PREPARE To Die

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Aug 072011
 

PREPARE To Die

“Inigo: I don’t mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way? It’s appropriate that this design would be a parody of Shepard Fairey’s iconic Hope design since hope is one of the few things Inigo has. Count Rugen robs him of his father, his sword, and the next 20 years of his life, which he dedicates to studying swordplay so that he can get back at the man. So maybe it’s not so much “”hope”" he has as “”vengeance.”" In this particular case, they’re much the same thing. Oversized, stylized, blue and red print of Inigo with the words “”PREPARE To Die”" on the bottom on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.”

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