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Flexi PC Pet ID Tag

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Aug 072011

Flexi PC Pet ID Tag

We love our dogs here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. It pains us to think of what would happen if one of our precious pups were to run off and get lost. (Who would eat the scraps that fall below our desks if Harley wasn’t around? The horror!!) While many people equip their pets with a laser-engraved dog tag, what happens when you move or change phone numbers? How long do you forget to update the tag? And sure, the microchipping program is a great way to protect your pet, but it only works to bring your pet home if someone can scan the chip to read it. With the Flexi PC Pet ID Tag, anyone with a computer can learn everything about your pet in just a few minutes – making getting them reunited with you a snap! The Flexi PC Pet ID Tag is a USB drive in a water and shock proof casing. Plug it into the nearest PC and you can type in all of your pet’s vital information: contact address, phone numbers, vet contact information, medical and dietary needs and much more. Updating is a snap, so you’ll never let your pet go a day without the most up-to-date info hanging on their collar.

Home & Office,Pet Accessories

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Magic Missile and Fireball d20 Soaps

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Aug 072011

Magic Missile and Fireball d20 Soaps

Ok, we’re sick and tired of all the stereotypes of D&D players. Sure, we might not be all action movie stars (though some of us are – right Mr. Diesel?), but we are NOT weirdo, basement-dwelling, outcasts who never shower. We do so shower. And when we do, there is nothing we like more than showering with our Magic Missile and Fireball Soaps. Why? Because each soap has an embedded d20 in it, that’s why. Magic Missile and Fireball Soaps come in two parts (each a half sphere for better sitting on a bathroom shelf). The Blue Magic Missile part smells wonderfully like cherry/vanilla/lime (yup, all three crammed in there), while the Red Fireball has a delicious tangerine scent. Each will help vanquish BO and grime and any other evil creature growing on your body. And remember, once you’ve washed all the way through your Magic Missile and Fireball Soaps, you’ll have a squeaky clean pair of d20s. Just like good hygiene – Magic Missile and Fireball Soaps are the gift that keeps on giving. For soap ingredients, click here.

Home & Office,Wacky Office Supplies

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Despair, Inc. 2011 Custom Calendar

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Aug 072011

Despair, Inc. 2011 Custom Calendar

“We’ve teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious 2011 calendar. You’ll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your geeky trivia knowledge! Never forget Talk Like A Pirate Day again! Send @wilw a Happy Birthday tweet right on time! The superpowers you will gain from having this calendar cannot possibly be fit in one paragraph. Keep it for yourself or give it to that geek in your life who has everything but still finds stuff to complain about. They’ll love it, but pretend to hate it. That’s just how they roll. Some sample dates of import: January 3, 1892: J.R.R. Tolkien’s birthday. Eat second breakfast. Then elevensies. February 12: Darwin Day. Celebrate science by acting like your chimp ancestor. March 16, 1999: Thousands of nerds become instantly hooked on the EverCrack. April 2: Act Like A T-Rex Day. Or as we call it, “”Fall for April Fool’s Jokes Again Day.”" May 4: Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! June 10: Ballpoint Pen Day. Scratch giant circles on a paper to start the celebration. July 3, 1985: Back to the Future is released, earns a gigawatt of cash. August 22, 1920: Ray Bradbury’s Birthday. S is for space. L is for love. September 18: International Observe the Moon Night. We love the moon cuz it is close to us October 18, 2009: W00tstock is born and a generation of geeks rejoices. November 20, 2009: Large Hadron Collider goes live, world remains intact. For now December 18: National Roast a Suckling Pig Day. At least eat some bacon. And dozens and dozens more! Includes the following Demotivator designs: Blame. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. Conformity. When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Curiosity. Some places remain unknown because no one has ventured forth. Others remain so because no one has ever come back. Do It Later. The early worm is for the birds. Dreams. Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them. Elitism. It’s lonely at the top, but it’s comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom. Loneliness. If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you’re not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone. Madness. Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “”Hey, is there room in your head for one more?”" Persistence. It’s over, man. Let her go. Revelation. The downside of being ahead of your time is that your ruins might end up as a playground for cavorting druids. Synergy. A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work. Underachievement. The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.”

Home & Office,Posters

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Flip Book Sticky Notes

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Aug 072011

Flip Book Sticky Notes

“Most of us first encountered sticky notes when we were dragged along to a parent’s workplace. For an adult, there’s plenty of stuff to do at the office. For a kid, not so much. We amused ourselves by chaining paperclips together and by drawing cartoons on the bottom corners of pads of sticky notes. Depending on what level Artiste we were at the time, this could be a stick figure that walked awkwardly across the page or a bloody battle between Godzilla and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Either way, Mom was always pissed that we had “”ruined”" her sticky notes and didn’t buy our argument that they were vastly improved. If you have a lazy or sucky Artiste in you, perhaps we could interest you in these fine Flip Book Sticky Notes. In luscious office yellow, each pad contains 100 pages (or frames!) of exciting animation, drawn by someone who probably has more artistic skills than you do. (We can’t totally vouch for that, but in general, code monkeys make for poor designerds. And vice versa.) Flip your pad to watch crazy stunts in an airplane, or on a motorcycle or skateboard. Enjoy them over and over again. The only sad part is that the movie will get shorter and shorter every time you use a page, thus possibly saving trees as you ponder whether that note to Bob in Accounting is REALLY worth a frame of motorcycle movie.”

Home & Office,Wacky Office Supplies

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Lumadot LED Umbrella

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Aug 072011

Lumadot LED Umbrella

This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn’t actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we’ve lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we’ll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It’s deliciously geeky (what geek doesn’t like LEDs?) but it’s also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don’t feel like making a separate purchase for Mother’s Day or your girlfriend’s birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.

Home & Office,Essential Gear

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Computers and Electronics from the Shadetree Tech

Flexi PC Pet ID Tag

Flexi PC Pet ID Tag

Magic Missile and Fireball d20 Soaps

Magic Missile and Fireball d20 Soaps

Despair, Inc. 2011 Custom Calendar

Despair, Inc. 2011 Custom Calendar

Flip Book Sticky Notes

Flip Book Sticky Notes

Lumadot LED Umbrella

Lumadot LED Umbrella

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