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Bioshock Action Figures

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Aug 072011

Bioshock Action Figures

It’s a hard life being Subject Delta (aka Big Daddy). First you get bonded to a Little Sister, then she gets taken from you, then you shoot yourself in the head, and then you come back again, still looking for the tyke. And on top of that, you’re constantly pursued by these skinny, lightning fast wenches that want nothing more than to shove a giant needle in you, throw furniture at your head, and unleash a barrage of fireballs in your direction. Sucks to be you, Big Daddy. Sucks to be you. We have six Bioshock figures in stock. Well, seven if you count that you get a pair of Little Sisters! They are all beautiful sculpts with tons of tiny details. At times, it’s hard to believe they’re just plastic and not metal, cloth, or leather. The paint job enhances the quality of the sculpt with deep and metallic hues of gold, silver, black, brown, red, and blue. Even the tiniest details like Big Sister’s buckles are painted with care. Each figure is true to the Bioshock 2 game and includes individualized weapons and accessories.

Geek Toys,Collectibles

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Alien Chestburster Plush

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Aug 072011

Alien Chestburster Plush

“”"Yes, Newt. Mommy was wrong. There really are monsters, and here’s one you can cuddle up with!”" Straight from your friends at Better Worlds Toys(TM), a division of the Weyland-Yutani corporation, comes the rebirth of a classic plush replica. That’s right, once more you can know the pleasure of owning your very own Aliens Chestburster without the parasitic infestation or the resulting xenomorphic carnage! Ok, so maybe there isn’t a Better Worlds Toys(TM) but if Weyland-Yutani had a toy division we’re betting that’s what it would be called. However, the Chestburster Plush is 100% real and ready to cuddle up with you! The Chestburster Plush is an officially licensed 20th Century Fox 1:1 scale replica of the original nymph-stage Xenomorph. Constructed of smooth velour that matches the color of the original design, the plush measures 48″” in length. Inside, a wire runs from the head to the tail, allowing you to pose the Chestbuster just the way you want it. It can even stand up on its own! Arms, teeth and inner jaws are all finely detailed. You’ll feel like you have an actual film prop.”

Geek Toys,Plush

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Big Daddy Plush

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Aug 072011

Big Daddy Plush

Being a Little Sister is awesome in both the good and bad sense of the word. Sure, you’re programmed to see Rapture as a beautiful place and dead Splicers as shiny angels, but there are also those moments of madness when you see the world as it really is. Thank goodness you have Mister Bubbles to take care of you and let you ride on his back while you find more angels. (Of course, if you’re really lucky, Mister Bubbles takes you to a hidey hole, lifts you up and lets you get away. We won’t talk about the other choice he could make.) The Big Daddy Plush Doll looks just like the doll that Little Sister is seen carrying in the teaser images for Bioshock 2. The pictures hardly do this toy justice! The level of detail put into this doll really makes it a collector’s item. It really looks like it was cobbled together from items Little Sister found around Rapture with its baseball head, wire frame cage, corkscrew arm and more. The doll’s head is rotocast plastic and the body is made of various plush textures.

Geek Toys,Plush

0D543

Humping USB Dog

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Aug 072011

Humping USB Dog

“Harley and Duke are naughty doggies. They won’t eat out of their food bowls; they track mud all over the place; they are constantly burying our pens; and they have a peculiar naughtiness whenever they spy a free USB port. They…well…they sort of, kind of, um… “”go to town,”" if you will. And they won’t stop until you um…separate them from the source of their affections. Why are they like this? We have no idea. It doesn’t serve any purpose, but it’s what they do. They are insatiable. And that’s all we really have to say. Harley is brown and Duke is black, and you can take your pick. Oh, and don’t worry – if the kids ask what the doggie is doing to your computer, just say, “”He’s trying to jump over the computer, but he got a little stuck,”" or “”The computer is giving him a piggyback ride.”" Either will suffice. Each dog is about 2.25″” tall and requires USB power to get turned on. Sorry, we had to.”

Geek Toys,Japan Fan

89C89BROWN

Mario Bros Dress Up Set

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Aug 072011

Mario Bros Dress Up Set

“Everybody loved playing dress-up as a kid. We sure did! Merchant monkey Mike K. has fond memories of the Optimus Prime costume his mom made him, Willy of GeekLabs had a sweet Voltron suit, T-Shirt Girl Regan and founder monkey Jen saved the world as Wonder Woman, and merchant monkey Scott has always had strong pirate tendencies, even as a youth. Web monkey Carrie admits she loved dressing up as Shy Violet from Rainbow Brite (that is, when she wasn’t sewing clothes onto her little brother, who was apparently quite the fashion plate). Customer Service monkey Kevin tried walking around the neighborhood dressed as Cobra Commander but couldn’t see a darn thing with the face shield down. But the award for total awesomesauce goes to our analytics monkey, Michael. His dad was a volunteer fireman, so wee Michael got to wear the helmet, jacket, and boots and tromp around the house in ‘em. Not geeky, but pretty sweet. These Super Mario Dress Up Sets have everything your wee geek needs to be one of the plumber/princess-saving duo. Step into the red or green jumpsuit, slide in the potbelly (unless your wee geek has already grown a worthy one!), slip on the gloves, and slap on the hat and mustache and…. It’s-a Mario! (Or-a Luigi. Someone please be Luigi. He’s really way cooler than most people give him credit for.) A great Halloween costume set for siblings because there will be no arguments – the shorter sibling has to be Mario, otherwise it won’t be true to the game. We can hear it now: “”You’d better eat your broccoli, Jimmy, otherwise Rob will get to be Luigi at Halloween. And we all know Luigi is the cooler plumber.”"”

Geek Kids,3-7 Years

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Computers and Electronics from the Shadetree Tech

Bioshock Action Figures

Bioshock Action Figures

Alien Chestburster Plush

Alien Chestburster Plush

Big Daddy Plush

Big Daddy Plush

Humping USB Dog

Humping USB Dog

Mario Bros Dress Up Set

Mario Bros Dress Up Set

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