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Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

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Aug 072011

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who dont regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world’s first caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek. When you think about it, ShowerShock is the ultimate clean buzz It Works! Featured On… TechTV NBC MSNBC CNN Good Morning America Washington Post Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Your Bathroom! Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it’s a gently invigorating soap Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we’re not kidding and no you don’t eat it. Caffeine can be absorbed through the skin. For maximum effect, ThinkGeek recommends that you build up a good Shower Shock lather across your entire body before rinsing! Have smelly co-workers that sleep in too much? Give them the gift of Shower Shock… For ingredients, click here.

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Shower Shock Caffeine Soap Travel

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Aug 072011

Shower Shock Caffeine Soap Travel

Now available in a convenient travel size ideal for Trade Shows, LAN parties, and, of course, Astronauts and International Spelling Bees! Plus it’s *VERY* Cute Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who dont regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world’s first caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek. When you think about it, ShowerShock is the ultimate clean buzz It Works! Featured On… NBC CNN Good Morning America Washington Post Ripley’s Believe It Or Not G4TV Your Bathroom! Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it’s a gently invigorating soap Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower Shock Travel Edition contains approximately 4.5 servings/showers per 1.5 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we’re not kidding and no you don’t eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin… Have smelly co-workers that sleep in too much? Give them the gift of Shower Shock… For ingredients, click here.

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Shower Shock Caffeinated Body Wash

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Aug 072011

Shower Shock Caffeinated Body Wash

“Some folks like imbibing their caffeine in coffees and sodas and energy drinks. Others like eating it in candies and mints and “”magic”" brownies. But if you ask us, the most enjoyable way to get caffeine into your system is to rub glowing gel all over your body and let it seep into your pores. And if you just happen to get cleaner in the process, even better! Just like our Shower Shock bar soap, Shower Shock Body Wash is a hazy clear color (since it wakes up your brain from a hazy mind to a clear one) and has an invigorating peppermint scent. Shower Shock Body Wash is all about getting you awake and moving. Each normal-sized application gives you about 200mg of caffeine rushing into your blood stream. You’ll feel rejuvenated, energized, and you just might tingle a little. And tingling (unless you are being electrocuted by mutant eels) is always fun. Each bottle is 6.76oz (200ml). For ingredients list, click here.”

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Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

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Aug 072011

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm now provides SPF 15 protection! Developed by an Alaskan Police Officer, who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts, Spazzstick is the world’s only caffeinated lip balm. Spazzstick is made in a vast underground volcano lair by the busy hands of industrious worker trolls in a beautiful little Eskimo Village called Kaktovik, AK, by the inventor of Spazzstick and his hordes of worker trolls in a vast underground volcano lair. Why trolls? Trolls are hard workers, require very few benefits, and are never late to work, mainly because they never go home. The direct result is that the minions work hard and pass the savings on to you. We have found that trolls are sanitary, dependable, hard-working people who have thus far been able to produce nothing but the highest quality, caffeinated lip balms that the world has ever seen. Your choice of either Vanilla Toffee or Cool Mint. Believe us, both are lip smackin’ delicious. For ingredients, click here.

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Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath

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Aug 072011

Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath

“We love things that are made of parts which contradict each other (like “”Dry Ice”" or “”Sweet and Sour Sauce”") that create one whole of awesomeness (um . . . same examples as before). And that’s why we’ve never been happy with bubble baths. Sure, the bubbles are fun, but bubble baths just relax you – that’s it. BOR-ING!!! So, we set our Mad Scientist Monkey Division on creating something that would make bubble baths not so boring. The result: Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath!!! See, each bottle of Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath is loaded with 1200mg of caffeine. That means not only will you get a wonderfully relaxing bubble bath, but you’ll also wake up! See the contradicting parts? And we’ve made it pink and smell like strawberries because, well, because we can! Both say romance to us, as does a shared bubble bath. Top it off with some caffeine to get the blood flowing faster and . . . well, you’re welcome. Get some Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath today, and make your next bath one to remember! Please Note: Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath is just for humans, and adult ones at that. The “”in use”" shot was faked, just to make you squee. For ingredients, click here. Shower Shock Bubble Bath Relax in a tub of luscious bubbles and get energized by caffeine all at the same time! Captivating (and romantic!) strawberry scent. Caffeine Content: 1200mg per bottle. Net Wt.: 10.14 fl oz. (300ml).”

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Computers and Electronics from the Shadetree Tech

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Shower Shock Caffeine Soap Travel

Shower Shock Caffeine Soap Travel

Shower Shock Caffeinated Body Wash

Shower Shock Caffeinated Body Wash

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath

Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath

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